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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this article as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation. Allow us to reintroduce ourselves. Heeellllooooo and welcome back to college football. We are still a few weeks from the start of real football, but practice…
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The Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Offseason:
25. Chopsticks are for show offs. 24. USC fans better be ready to eat more cheese! 23. The mob is infiltrating the SEC. 22. Georgia’s National Championship comes with an asterisk. 21. Notre Dame should hire Charlie Weis, again. 20. The low minimum wage only serves to benefit the SEC. 19. Florida needs to pay…
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Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Month of February
25. Even a monkey could coach at Alabama. 24. It’s the NCAA’s fault that Louisville sucks. 23. This LSU fan likes players with some dog in them. 22. Utah fan has genius conference realignment plan. 21. Texas fan thinks the SEC is working to get rid of Texas A&M 20. Georgia fans gave us a…
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Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Month of January
25. Louisville basketball is just like the movie Back to the Future. 24. Fire Sam Pittman! Hire Bobby Petrino! 23. Fire Mike Norvell! Florida State can do better! 22. Ole Miss should make Bruce Pearl say no. 21. Shane Beamer has the perfect scam going. 20. Nick Saban is set to retire! 19. CFB =…
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Posting Up – Jan. 14
There’s no off-season when it comes to posting. Football only gives your team one game a week which is honestly pretty mid. And college basketball has better characters. From Bob Knight to Sister Jean, college basketball covers the full spectrum of personalities. So what better place to discuss all this than message boards? Kentucky As…
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Coffee’s for Closers
The college football world mourned yesterday. Not just for the Horned Frogs performance on Monday, but for the end of the 2022-23 College Football Season. Congratulations to the Georgia Bulldogs! Back to back national championships is rarified air but they have earned their place. And genuine congratulations to TCU on a phenomenal year, as well…
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The Top 50 Message Board Posts of 2022
2022 was a great year on the message boards. It was hard to narrow them down, but here are the top 50 posts of the year: 50. If Ohio State cannot hire Bill Belichick, they should go after the great Dave Wannstedt. 49. Penn State fan gets an indecent proposal. 48. If Juwan Howard wouldn’t…
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NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PREVIEW
photo credit: ESPN Does it get any better than this? Don’t answer that Michigan and Ohio State fans. For you Georgia and TCU folk, and the rest of us neutrals out here, it has been one hell of a playoff already. Good thing too. We’ve only got one more game left before the long and…
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Coffee’s for Closers
Welcome to 2023. You made it. Your team may have suffered brutal losses to arch rivals or injuries that changed the entire season projectory, but in this new year the only thing that exists is possibility. Wild would be an understatement when we talk about the Early Signing Period. And that was just the start.…
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NEW YEARS SIX PREVIEW
You are looking live! Well, reading at least. Welcome folks. We here at Message Board Geniuses hope you had a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, or any other holiday you may celebrate. It’s almost the New Year and that means we have some outstanding Bowls on deck. No offense to Lending Tree Bowl or Union…
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