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We Hate Your Team: Pac-12 Preview
We really don’t like y’all out west much either. In fact, we hate your team. And because of that hate – and absolutely no other reason – here’s how we see the Pac-12 shaping up this year. Besides, at least we can all agree that we hate George Kliavkoff. USC (10-2) Losses: Notre Dame, Washington…
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We Hate Your Team: B1G East Preview
I wrote about how I saw the West playing out and I’ll use the same format to explain these picks as well. Please remember, however, that these predictions are only done this way because I truly hate your team. Michigan Losses: File not found Why this could be right: It was right last year and…
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We Hate Your Team: B1G West Preview
I hate your team. While that’s normally something the reader would accuse me of due to the nature of my predictions, I decided to get ahead of it by coming clean. Because there is a lot of content in this article, I am splitting into what we will call “divisions”. The B1G East preview will…
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Preseason Top 10 College Football Message Boards
10. VolNation 9. Tiger Droppings 8. Warchant (On3) 7. Bucknuts (247) 6. SoonerScoop (On3) 5. OrangeBloods (Rivals) 4. DawgVent (Rivals) 3. TigerNet 2. TexAgs 1. The Bunker (Rivals)
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Iowa’s Betting Problem
Here at Message Board Geniuses, there are two types of geniuses: the type you all know and love and the type that provides actual insight into a situation. Unfortunately, this article is about the latter Look, I suffered through the 2022 season like most fellow Hawkeye fans. I assure you, our offense didn’t need additional…
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this article as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation. Allow us to reintroduce ourselves. Heeellllooooo and welcome back to college football. We are still a few weeks from the start of real football, but practice…
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The Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Offseason:
25. Chopsticks are for show offs. 24. USC fans better be ready to eat more cheese! 23. The mob is infiltrating the SEC. 22. Georgia’s National Championship comes with an asterisk. 21. Notre Dame should hire Charlie Weis, again. 20. The low minimum wage only serves to benefit the SEC. 19. Florida needs to pay…
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Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Month of February
25. Even a monkey could coach at Alabama. 24. It’s the NCAA’s fault that Louisville sucks. 23. This LSU fan likes players with some dog in them. 22. Utah fan has genius conference realignment plan. 21. Texas fan thinks the SEC is working to get rid of Texas A&M 20. Georgia fans gave us a…
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Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Month of January
25. Louisville basketball is just like the movie Back to the Future. 24. Fire Sam Pittman! Hire Bobby Petrino! 23. Fire Mike Norvell! Florida State can do better! 22. Ole Miss should make Bruce Pearl say no. 21. Shane Beamer has the perfect scam going. 20. Nick Saban is set to retire! 19. CFB =…
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Posting Up – Jan. 14
There’s no off-season when it comes to posting. Football only gives your team one game a week which is honestly pretty mid. And college basketball has better characters. From Bob Knight to Sister Jean, college basketball covers the full spectrum of personalities. So what better place to discuss all this than message boards? Kentucky As…