Author: hawkguymatt
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#FireEverybody: Jeff Brohm Loses His Watch
In an uncharacteristically high scoring game, Penn State went to West Lafayette and beat Purdue 35-31. This is the second time in as many years that Penn State starts their season on the road in conference play with a win. How does it feel, Nittany Lion fans? Moving on. The real story of this game…
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Buckeyes, Bulldogs and Wolverines (Oh my!) – Week 1 Picks
Today we’re going to be doing something a little different. Let’s gamble! You may say, Hawkguy Matt, this isn’t coming from message boards. True, but our takes might as well be message board fodder. We have even roped in a special guest, @CFBHome, to compete with our picks this week. Alright, let’s get to the…
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Step Back From That Ledge, Husker Fan
I wish you would step back from that ledge, husker friend. You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in. Did the 1997 alternative rock draw you in? Good. Let’s talk, Cornhusker fans. There’s a lot of these tweets and message board posts after the crushing loss to Northwestern. Heck, we…
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Predicting & Previewing the Big Ten
For my second conference prediction, we move into the great midwestern states of Iowa, Maryland, New Jersey, and central Pennsylvania – the Big Ten. Some of you might have read my prediction for the Big XII (though since it’s the Big XII, most of you probably didn’t). This is going to read slightly differently, as…
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Betting the Big XII: 2022
Early last week, I put together an ‘Uneducated Big XII Prediction’ on Twitter. I was kindly, gracefully, and politely told by fans, mostly OU fans, that I needed to educate myself a little better on the conference. I have spent the last week or so getting up to speed on all that is Big XII…
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The Oklahoma Sooners are the new Texas Longhorns
The Oklahoma Sooners are the villain we all thought the Texas Longhorns were. Of the two power teams in the Big XII conference, Oklahoma is often looked at as the modest and more down-to-earth option. For example, when it was announced that both Oklahoma and Texas would be departing the conference for the SEC, Texas…
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Is Texas Back? 2022 Edition
Are the Texas Longhorns back? (The 2022 version) Are the Texas Longhorns back? Coming off of a 5-7 season, there is reason to believe in Austin, Texas. They have a new highly touted quarterback that transferred from Ohio State, a well-known offense factory. Additionally, the Texas Longhorns make their sixth consecutive appearance in the Preseason…
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CFB August Therapy Session
Welcome college football fans to the new and improved Message Board Geniuses website. Throughout the season, I, Hawkguy Matt, will be going through some of the most inconsolable message board and/or Twitter meltdowns. We’ll call it message board therapy for college football fans. Today, we will console some of the most unhappy fanbases of the…
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