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Auburn: AD, TJ, maybe a bunch of Ls?
For nine months now, Auburn football has suffered embarrassment after embarrassment. Losing in your rival’s backyard to a Group of 5 team, thereby ensuring a losing record for the first time since 2012; a plethora of transfers; recruiting’s lackluster finish; national public scandal over unfounded allegations regarding your head coach; and now parting ways with…
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Pac 12 Preview: Oregon & Utah Will Underperform
Before you read this, take a deep breath. Hold it. And blow it out. Now that you’re calm, welcome to the Pac 12 preview — where your offseason aspirations get hit with some hard truths. This isn’t an ordinary preview. This is a fun preview. An accurate preview. A preview that only mentions 4 teams…
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Step Back From That Ledge, Husker Fan
I wish you would step back from that ledge, husker friend. You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in. Did the 1997 alternative rock draw you in? Good. Let’s talk, Cornhusker fans. There’s a lot of these tweets and message board posts after the crushing loss to Northwestern. Heck, we…
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ACC Preview: Bad Wagers: O/U Wins Edition
Why are these wagers bad? Because if you follow them you’ll probably have to call your successful doctor-lawyer brother begging for money to pay off your bookie before he kidnaps your dog again. He’s just so nice that the shakedowns don’t come across near as threatening as he wants them to. If you read the…
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#FireEverybody Sunday: Why Not Tarmac Scott Frost?
It’s been 9 years since Lane Kiffin was fired on a tarmac in Tempe, Arizona. Since then, the idea of firing a head coach on an airport runway has run wild in the imaginations of college football fans. What’s more embarassing than the team plane pulling away from the airport without the head coach? This…
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Predicting & Previewing the Big Ten
For my second conference prediction, we move into the great midwestern states of Iowa, Maryland, New Jersey, and central Pennsylvania – the Big Ten. Some of you might have read my prediction for the Big XII (though since it’s the Big XII, most of you probably didn’t). This is going to read slightly differently, as…
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Betting the Big XII: 2022
Early last week, I put together an ‘Uneducated Big XII Prediction’ on Twitter. I was kindly, gracefully, and politely told by fans, mostly OU fans, that I needed to educate myself a little better on the conference. I have spent the last week or so getting up to speed on all that is Big XII…
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The Oklahoma Sooners are the new Texas Longhorns
The Oklahoma Sooners are the villain we all thought the Texas Longhorns were. Of the two power teams in the Big XII conference, Oklahoma is often looked at as the modest and more down-to-earth option. For example, when it was announced that both Oklahoma and Texas would be departing the conference for the SEC, Texas…
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BYU Fans are Closet Utah Utes Fans
Being a fan of the BYU Cougars is a choice. It comes with the distinction of being totally irrelevant in the minds of nearly all that watch college football while thinking that we all care. It is plastered with the idea that BYU is the Notre Dame of the West despite having only been ranked…
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Is Texas Back? 2022 Edition
Are the Texas Longhorns back? (The 2022 version) Are the Texas Longhorns back? Coming off of a 5-7 season, there is reason to believe in Austin, Texas. They have a new highly touted quarterback that transferred from Ohio State, a well-known offense factory. Additionally, the Texas Longhorns make their sixth consecutive appearance in the Preseason…
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