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Message Board Conspiracy Theory Solved: Texas A&M Collective
Rumors have swirled this offseason about how Texas A&M’s NIL collective came to be. How could a school that has had average performance on the field, with only one double-digit win season in the past 20 years, pull off the #1 recruiting class in 2022? It has come to the attention of Message Board Geniuses…
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Is There Hope for the Oregon Ducks?
Oregon is looking for hope. Even their esteemed message board publishers are looking for something, anything to be thankful for. But what happened to this program that was so energized by the win at Ohio State and hiring of Dan Lanning as head coach? Ever since the Ducks landed Josh Conerly Jr. and Dante Moore,…
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CFB August Therapy Session
Welcome college football fans to the new and improved Message Board Geniuses website. Throughout the season, I, Hawkguy Matt, will be going through some of the most inconsolable message board and/or Twitter meltdowns. We’ll call it message board therapy for college football fans. Today, we will console some of the most unhappy fanbases of the…
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Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Month of July
25. Brent Venables is going to fail because he talks too much. 24. This Georgia fan may need his fan card revoked. 23. This Notre Dame fan is a strong negotiator. 22. Lance Leipold is the second best coach in the country. 21.Nebraska fan is up set with the frequency at which Scott Frost plays…
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Top 25 Posts from the Month of May
25. Clemson plays by the “right or good book,” but that may not be enough in today’s world. 24. Texas fans started a petition to change the kickoff time for their game against Alabama. 23. The Kentucky Derby was rigged! 22. Notre Dame is going to get beat by Ohio State, this Notre Dame fan…
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Top 25 Posts from the Month of April
25. LSU fan hopes Derek Stingley fails in the NFL for the betterment of College Football. 24. Mississippi State fan wants college football to return to its Pre-Saban status. 23. Florida State has advanced out of dumpster fire status. 22. Texas is taking all of the Alabama players that prefer women, money and alcohol. 21.…
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Top 25 Posts from the Month of March
25. Maybe the most Tennessee post ever. 24. West Virgnia fan wonders if Urban Meyer is desperate enough to coach the Mountaineers. 23. Alabama fan is upset that other SEC schools are paying players. 22. What an idiot! 21. Texas A&M fan wants to get to the bottom of this whole Texas to the SEC…
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Top 25 Posts from the Month of May:
Enjoy: 25. Clemson plays by the “right or good book,” but that may not be enough in today’s world. 24. Texas fans started a petition to change the kickoff time for their game against Alabama. 23. The Kentucky Derby was rigged! 22. Notre Dame is going to get beat by Ohio State, this Notre Dame…
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Top 25 Posts from the Month of April:
(Remember, it’s the offseason) 25. LSU fan hopes Derek Stingley fails in the NFL for the betterment of College Football. 24. Mississippi State fan wants college football to return to its Pre-Saban status. 23. Florida State has advanced out of dumpster fire status. 22. Texas is taking all of the Alabama players that prefer women,…
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