25. Virginia Tech fans liked what they saw in their new head coach Brent Pry.
24. This Vols fan has a lot at stake each Saturday night.
23. Florida fans didn’t want Matt Campbell on account of his face to teeth ratio.
22. Coaches look out for Kirby due to his…..limitations.
21. Georgia really didn’t want to play this day.
20. This Oklahoma fan struggled with how to explain to his kids that Lincoln Riley leaving Norman was the work of the devil. That’s a tough conversation that no father wants to have.
19. This Florida fan invited anyone who was willing to come up to his $22.5k seats and fight.
18. This Texas A&M fan’s wife is left disappointed on commitment nights.
17. Texas Tech fan hoped that the Longhorns’ team bus would get stranded.
16. This Iowa fan was posting at all costs.
15. Kirby Smart sweats when he eats, at least that’s the word around town.
14. Lincoln Riley’s liberal leanings caused him to leave for Los Angeles.
13. This Appalachian State fan was going to jail no matter what!
12. Lincoln Riley was just a place holder for Bob Stoops while he served some sort of suspension.
11. It’s a good thin Jimmy Lake never took his offense to Texas.
10. Wisconsin fan was very upset at Iowa for depleting the region’s topsoil. Hoped to take it out on them on the football field.
9. You better be feeling lucky if you say anything to this nice lady about her Clemson sweatshirt.
8. Coach O was the perfect example of dedication and commitment.
7. Nebraska fan wanted to send a bus load of “COVID positive babes” to infect the Oklahoma team.
6. Arkansas fan wanted everyone to fart in the face of visiting Mississippi State fans.
5. A weed dealer in Southlake, Texas had special insight on Quinn Ewers.
4. A Texas fan challenged the Longhorns’ defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski to a fight.
3. This Texas fan hoped that Baylor’s stadium would get foreclosed on and turned into a B&B by Chip and Joanna Gaines.
2. This Toledo fan went on a Peyote trip before their game with Notre Dame.
1. Jimbo got vaccinated which, in turn, negatively effected his mental state.
There you have it. I hope you enjoyed the countdown. Let me know your thoughts. We will do it again next year.
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