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We Hate Your Team: SEC East Preview
Your reigning back-to-back national champion Georgia Bulldogs enter the 2023 season with one burning question: can Kirby Smart win the big one without Stetson Bennett? There are tons of questions all over the SEC East. Is Tennessee back? Has Kentucky reached its ceiling? Will South Carolina regress? Can Florida be patient enough to let Billy…
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We Hate Your Team: SEC West Preview
Fall really is the best season. Halloween is the best holiday, everything Oktoberfest and pumpkin spice shows up, and football games are being played. Get comfy because we have a few months to spend on important matters. WEST (Not in order of predicted finish) OLE MISS Big Pimpin’ Lane Kiffin’s offense is feeling sexy these…
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We Hate Your Team: Big-12 Preview
Ah the Big 12. There are plenty of rivalries in other conferences and there may even be real animosity between some, but no conference truly hates each other like the Big 12. The hate runs deep and it runs in every direction. And with that, I hate all of you. So pour yourself a warm…
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We Hate Your Team: Pac-12 Preview
We really don’t like y’all out west much either. In fact, we hate your team. And because of that hate – and absolutely no other reason – here’s how we see the Pac-12 shaping up this year. Besides, at least we can all agree that we hate George Kliavkoff. USC (10-2) Losses: Notre Dame, Washington…
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We Hate Your Team: B1G East Preview
I wrote about how I saw the West playing out and I’ll use the same format to explain these picks as well. Please remember, however, that these predictions are only done this way because I truly hate your team. Michigan Losses: File not found Why this could be right: It was right last year and…
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We Hate Your Team: B1G West Preview
I hate your team. While that’s normally something the reader would accuse me of due to the nature of my predictions, I decided to get ahead of it by coming clean. Because there is a lot of content in this article, I am splitting into what we will call “divisions”. The B1G East preview will…
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Preseason Top 10 College Football Message Boards
10. VolNation 9. Tiger Droppings 8. Warchant (On3) 7. Bucknuts (247) 6. SoonerScoop (On3) 5. OrangeBloods (Rivals) 4. DawgVent (Rivals) 3. TigerNet 2. TexAgs 1. The Bunker (Rivals)
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Iowa’s Betting Problem
Here at Message Board Geniuses, there are two types of geniuses: the type you all know and love and the type that provides actual insight into a situation. Unfortunately, this article is about the latter Look, I suffered through the 2022 season like most fellow Hawkeye fans. I assure you, our offense didn’t need additional…
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this article as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation. Allow us to reintroduce ourselves. Heeellllooooo and welcome back to college football. We are still a few weeks from the start of real football, but practice…
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The Top 25 Message Board Posts from the Offseason:
25. Chopsticks are for show offs. 24. USC fans better be ready to eat more cheese! 23. The mob is infiltrating the SEC. 22. Georgia’s National Championship comes with an asterisk. 21. Notre Dame should hire Charlie Weis, again. 20. The low minimum wage only serves to benefit the SEC. 19. Florida needs to pay…
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