Author: hawkguymatt
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Iowa Hawkeye Football & the Immovable Object
Iowa was previously a team that played this type of offense specifically to keep things close against much better teams. Where are they now?
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Turnovers
Despite all my rage I am still just a fan on a board. With all of the college football this past weekend, there are bound to be disappointed fans. These are their stories. College Football Therapy is now in session. Shakedown 1979 1997 – Nebraska Nebraska fans I know you well. Look, this was always…
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New Coach, Same Huskers
This is year two of College Football Therapy and right before the Saturday of Week 1, we have our first candidate for therapy. The Nebraska Cornhuskers were a powerhouse in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. Yet they fulfill a different role today. A new coach was expected to breed a new era – one that…
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We Hate Your Team: B1G East Preview
I wrote about how I saw the West playing out and I’ll use the same format to explain these picks as well. Please remember, however, that these predictions are only done this way because I truly hate your team. Michigan Losses: File not found Why this could be right: It was right last year and…
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We Hate Your Team: B1G West Preview
I hate your team. While that’s normally something the reader would accuse me of due to the nature of my predictions, I decided to get ahead of it by coming clean. Because there is a lot of content in this article, I am splitting into what we will call “divisions”. The B1G East preview will…
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Iowa’s Betting Problem
Here at Message Board Geniuses, there are two types of geniuses: the type you all know and love and the type that provides actual insight into a situation. Unfortunately, this article is about the latter Look, I suffered through the 2022 season like most fellow Hawkeye fans. I assure you, our offense didn’t need additional…
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#FireEverybody Ryan Day Needs to go
The Ohio State Buckeyes have slowly become what Michigan used to be. The only way to rectify the situation is to fire Ryan Day. The margin between Ohio State and Michigan used to feel enormous. Michigan hadn’t defeated Ohio State since the Interim Coach year. They hadn’t defeated Ohio State in Columbus since the turn…
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The West Will Rise Again: B1G Title Preview
The Big Ten West will rise again! But not this year. This year we get to watch the Iowa…wait, they lost? Didn’t they just need to beat Nebraska? Oh. Okay. As I was saying, the Purdue Boilermakers will take on the Ohio State…wait they didn’t beat Michigan? Okay then. I guess we have the Purdue…