Message Board Geniuses

50. South Carolina’s mascot needs to beef up.

49. It was a tough first week on the job at LSU for Lane Kiffin.

48. Texas A&M’s football program is just a pension for fat people.

47. Ohio State should hire Sherrone Moore

46. Party in my dad’s RV!

45. The Confederacy were the good guys!

44. Kids can choose to play for a murder at Georgia or a God fearing man at Alabama, seems like an easy choice.

43. Georgia lost to Alabama because of fireworks.

42. Sonny Dykes is too good of a family man to be a good football coach.

41. The FBI has been monitoring the Florida State message boards.

40. This Texas A&M fan wants to see some absolute dumps on the players.

39. This Purdue fan wanted to hear some step sibling hookup stories.

38. This Mississippi State fan struggles to perform when he’s worrying about the transfer portal.

37. Snip. Snap.

36. Pitt, Maryland, Syracuse, Boston College, Rutgers should all join forces.

35. Nebraska funerals sound interesting.

34. Yogi Berra’s son wanted more attention on the Rutgers message board.

33. This South Carolina fan wants to implement a new recruiting strategy.

32. This Texas A&M fan likes to spend his money in strange ways.

31. This LSU fan wasn’t making this about race, but…

30. This Florida fan wanted Billy Napier’s wife arrested.

29. Vanderbilt’s players are too smart to be good.

28. Dan Lanning’s body is maturing.

27. Maybe Brent Pry didn’t have a hog after all.

26. Hugh Freeze was Auburn’s Moses. (I know tl/dr)

25. Dave Aranda’s poor coaching is impeding the spread of the Gospel.

24. This Florida fan wishes terrible things on Billy Napier and his family.

23. This Ole Miss fan was worried that Florida’s bowling alley would be too much for Lane Kiffin to resist.

22. Medium is perfect.

21. A Northwestern fan named his child after Pat Fitzgerald but never told his wife.

20. This Georgia fan REALLY wanted Will Muschamp to rejoin the coaching staff.

19. This North Carolina fan is white, clean, and disease-free, and he is DONE!

18. This Michigan State fan doesn’t want to see another game!

17. LSU fans sing Neck in a respectful manner.

16. Dan Lanning should leave Oregon before one of his kids gets addicted to drugs.

15. This Mississippi State fan shared a fun gas station bathroom story.

14. This Michigan fan wants a Presidential pardon for Sherrone Moore.

13. This Ohio State fan will poop his pants to own Michigan.

12. Lane Kiffin diss track!

11. Poor phrasing.

10. Brendan Sorsby to Texas Tech is a done deal.

9. I don’t think that’s how that phrase goes.

8. This Clemson fan wants to claim eminent domain on ESPN.

7. The ideal team has 100 percent eligibility and a 0 percent graduation rate.

6. This Florida State fan wants to keep things spicy but with a Seminole theme.

5. That’s fair.

4. Bill Belichick had deflagate in New England, will he have Inflategate at North Carolina?

3. Ozempic may be to blame for Matt Rhule’s failures.

2. Math isn’t always easy.

1. This Florida fan HATES Billy Napier more than anything.