Message Board Geniuses

50. What does this Auburn fan’s dream mean?

49. West Virginia needs to go big!

48. Times were tough at Virginia Tech.

47. This Florida fan would do anything for some five-star offensive tackles.

46. This Missouri fan would smoke Caitlin Clark.

45. Ohio State fan has a plan to take down Nike.

44. Adventures in truck stop bathrooms!

43. This Marshall fan had to commit seppuku.

42. Don’t tell LSU fans what to do in Vegas.

41. This was all Nick Saban’s fault.

40. How far would Kentucky fans go to get rid of John Calipari?

39. Some Bradley fans sent an open invitation to their lovely campground.

38. NIL big shots have gotten into elephant farming apparently.

37. Texas Tech fan has some advice for all of you rookies in the dating scene.

36. Florida fan is very confident that DJ Lagway isn’t going anywhere.

35. Tennessee fan wonders if they get to keep playing after their playoff loss.

34. It was a bad season for Oklahoma.

33. Kansas State fan has some great ideas for growing the fanbase.

32. It’s good to see Auburn players getting arrested again.

31. Jalen Milroe was distracted thinking about insurance.

30. If Clemson basketball players can learn Russian, they may dominate.

29. Kansas fan had some thoughts on their quarterback.

28. This Kentucky fan had an all-time John Calipari rant.

27. This Pitt fan lived in a barn for two weeks. It sounded nice.

26. R.I.P to this Tennessee fan.

25. The Mannings are the CFB mafia.

24. Michigan probably could have won the Super Bowl last year.

23. Randy Macho Man Savage was ahead of his time.

22. Ohio State fans wanted to sue Ryan Day.

21. This Alabama fan was forced to attend a pirate-themed wedding.

20. Did someone say Eli Drinkwitz sex tape?

19. Florida State fans wanted their message board subscriptions refunded.

18. Tennessee fan wanted the FBI to investigate Ryan Williams (he’s only 17).

17. This 52 year-old man wants to hang at some frat houses.

16. Don’t post actual penises on the Michigan State message board.

15. Oklahoma fan wanted to assemble and fight the team after a loss.

14. Something is missing from this Michigan coaching staff this year.

13. Nick Saban used HIPAA to his advantage.

12. Georgia fan didn’t like seeing Carson Beck get his degree.

11. AFLAC probably helped Georgia beat Clemson.

10. Shovel Fight!

9. Texas Longhorn propaganda has infiltrated this Nation’s youth.

8. Anyone ever paid for players to get lap dances and drinks?

7. At what age are you too old for cocaine?

6. If you’re going to sell beer, you might as well sell hookers.

5. Is Dabo telling people to wear Clemson gear to church?

4. Adventures in parrot sitting.

3. What would you do for a Texas win?

2. Michigan should only play teams from other countries.

1. Alabama fans should give their tithes to Tide!