Message Board Geniuses

It was a great year on the message boards. It was hard to narrow them down, but here are the top 50 posts of 2023 as voted on by me:

50. Florida State fans are really going to show em. 

49. Gerald Ford wanted to get rowdy in support for Jim Harbaugh. 

48. Illinois fan wanted the FBI to investigate the athletics director.

47. Kansas fan is sick of Bill Self’s complacency.

46. Florida fan thought going to the Pac12 was the move. 

45. Nebraska fan isn’t buying in on this Helen Keller story.

44. Ohio State fan wrote a novel about the NFL conspiracy against Buckeye QBs.

43. Brock Bowers to Colorado….maybe.

42. Message board legend KarenKeyLargo tells of her first visit to Kyle Field.

41. Nick Saban has lost it mentally.

40. Deion had early success at Colorado due to the marijuana laws in Colorado.

39. Miami fan believed that Georgia could beat the Chiefs. 

38. Baylor fan wants a stricter vitamin regimen for the team.

37. Notre Dame should sign an apparel deal with Gucci or Louis Vuitton.

36. Rutgers should hire Bill Belichick as an analyst. 

35. Utah fans turned their noses up at the Big12.

34. Where are the parents?

33. Drama on the Tennessee board!

32. Florida State fan composed an SEC fan application.

31. Jim Harbaugh is too honest to say that he lied.

30. Congress needs to raise the minimum wage to even out the NIL playing field.

29. Kentucky fan wants a divorce from John Calipari.

28. That’s one way to get out of a fall wedding.

27. Pitt fan wanted to perform a citizen’s arrest.

26. Jim McElwain joined the CMU message board looking for feedback.

25. You’re fired!

24. Mike Gundy was sending signals with his eyebrows.

23. Michigan doesn’t recruit kids with too much butt sag.

22. Let Dabo preach!

21. When and where is it appropriate to bark at someone?

20. TCU fan believed that oil and gas prices would keep Quinn Ewers down.

19. USC fans aren’t ready of the B1G.

18. Notre Dame should model its portal strategy after Robert E. Lee

17. Just pretend that you’re racist. 

16. This Pitt fan had a memorable experience.

15. BYU fan has a plan that is sure to wow any recruit.

14. This Alabama fan wants to sue his neighbor.

13. The Mannings all have elite legs.

12. Ole Miss fan has a brilliant NIL strategy.

11. This Virginia Tech fan is proud of his daughter.

10. Deion Sanders is the Manchurian Candidate. 

9. It was likely a tough Christmas for this family of South Carolina fans. 

8. Georgia fan will bark at anyone who deserves it.

7. Notre Dame has an unfair recruiting advantage. 

6. This Rutgers fan composed a handwritten message board post.

5. Michigan fan wanted Jim Harbaugh to coach from a blimp.

4. Georgia cheats!

3. Florida State is funded by a wealthy Delaware chicken farmer.

2. Texas A&M was all gas.

1. Georgia fan wanted to stop Dylan Raiola from visiting Nebraska.